President, Tony Pizza,
Here we are in August and no end in sight for the shelter in place. Our chapter is now in “AARP" mode. We still belong to a national organization for retired people, pay our dues (hopefully) but don't have local meetings. I guess, except for the 20 - 25 members who usually attend meetings, that’s how it is anyway. That’s fine, just don't forget to pay your dues and remain a member. We are very fortunate that OPM hasn't forgotten us. Without our annuities, we would be in big trouble.
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When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, the EMTs rushed to her home. They placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked. "Fifty-eight," she said, eyeing the blinking device on her finger. "What does that do?" "It's a lie detector," said the EMT with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?" "Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.